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Even as Cameroon upsets defending champion Argentina in the opening game of the World Cup finals, attention is riveted on the ingrown toenail of Argentine star Diego Maradona (10).

Hale, yes! After five winless years, Hale Irwin prevails in sudden death at the U.S. Open.

Sixteen-year-old Monica Seles wins the French Open, making her the youngest palindromically surnamed Grand Slam event winner since Lottie Dod, 15, won Wimbledon in 1887.

The Pistons clean and press the Blazers in the NBA Finals but prefer to remain dirty themselves. Will all the Bill Laimbeer fans on this page kindly raise their hands?

Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager., on his job:
"It's like a nervous breakdown with weekly paycheck."