• WIE RICH
Sometime before her 16th birthday, on Oct. 11, Michelle Wie is expected to turn pro and immediately sign endorsement deals worth $10 million. She's buying her own pony.
• DYE JOB
Just in case anyone thought the Presidents Cup was gaining in prestige, Tiger Woods showed up with blond hair and a goatee--his off-season look.
• ONE IN A ROW
David Duval played on the weekend for the first time in 18 starts this season, thus ending the best-player-never-to-make-another-cut talk.
• BACK TO SCHOOL
Morgan Pressel, 17, survived the first stage of LPGA qualifying. It was easier than high school physics.
Woods, Jim Furyk and Retief Goosen were slowed by sore ribs, the new bad back.
• PHIL'S ACCOUNTING
Cup win: $0. Halving singles match: $0. Knowing the rules: priceless.