Greenroom vs. Classroom?
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1ST ROUND GUARANTEE?
YES
STAY IN THE DRAFT
NO
ARE YOU FINANCIALLY SECURE?
NO
WANNA SEE THE COURT?
NO
STAY IN THE DRAFT
PRAY TO GET PICKED IN THE 2ND ROUND
YES
DO YOU SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE?
YES
O.K. WITH STUFF THROWN ON COURT?
YES
NO
5-STAR RECRUIT EYEING YOUR LOCKER?
YES
NO
GPA OVER 1.0?
NO
YES
STAY IN THE DRAFT
ENJOY EUROPE!
NO
YES
GIRLFRIEND AT SCHOOL?
YES
TIRED OF DICKIE V.'S SHTICK??
NO
YES
LIKE BEING A STAR?
YES
YES
NO
STAY IN THE DRAFT
WELCOME TO THE D-LEAGUE!
YES
NO
WANT TO SEE MORE OF SMALL-TOWN USA?
NO
IS YOUR PASSPORT SUSPENDED?
NO
YES
LIKE BUS RIDES?
NO
GO BACK TO SCHOOL
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GREG NELSON (SIMMONS)
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DAVID E. KLUTHO (CHEERLEADER)
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JOE ROBBINS/GETTY IMAGES (VITALE)
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DANIEL HURST PHOTOGRAPHY/GETTY IMAGES/FLICKR RF (BOOKS)
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GETTY IMAGES/SCIENCE SOURCE (PASSPORT)
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