AFTER ROUGNED ODOR unleashed his trip-hammer right to the jaw of Blue Jays rightfielder Jose Bautista on May 15, MLB suspended the Rangers' second baseman for eight games. The Frisco RoughRiders, Texas's Double A affiliate, chose to commemorate the slug by serving something called Rougie's Red Punch in a cup that pictured the moment of impact. It was a week ripe for dreaming up dubious memorabilia.
He congratulated the 76ers on getting the No. 1 draft pick prior to the lottery.
THE BLOCK CLOCK
An alarm clock that rings four hours before you need to wake up.
He must repay more than $1 million after being named in an insider trading case.
PHIL MY JAR
It may be illegal to act on "tips," but collecting them can help pay the bills.
Reports say that a lawsuit has revealed the Mets' starter's second family.
A handy double-sided photo holder on a swivel.
The Scottish club lost its spot in the Open rota when it voted not to allow female members.
YIN YIN TATTOO
Instead of a symbol of balance, members can wear an icon of homogeneity.
THEY SAID IT
"I'M THE KIND OF PLAYER THAT CAN CARRY A TEAM FOR A WHILE. I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET."
Yankees first baseman, who's batting .193 with three homers.
SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
According to TMZ Sports, Floyd Mayweather Jr., who shaves his head, sees a hair stylist two or three times a week and pays $1,000 a pop.
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