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Do you want your postseason rooting experience to be over as soon as possible?
Then get psyched for Andy Reid in the playoffs.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
GREEN BAY PACKERS
NEW YORK GIANTS
Yes, I want to be free an hour into wild-card weekend.
And do you still trust leaders to accomplish things they have previously failed to do in every circumstance?
Hell, no, and that's why I voted for ...
I root only for the most proven winners.
You like the Yankees, don't you?
Yes, Mike Francesa is my role model!
Love 'em. And I hope to visit New York one day.
Do you miss the Bengals' guaranteed opening-weekend flop?
Yes, my name is Marvin Lewis.
Has your ideal team failed to defeat a playoff-bound squad all year?
No, isn't it the playoffs?
It is. But what year is it?
Do you think it's the college playoffs?
Hell, yeah, SEC!
Uh, it's basically 2014, right?
It really isn't. But good luck thinking it is.
If you were to give an insufferable soliloquy about your culture of excellence, and then were told to shut up, would you call your counterpart a jagoff?
But would you drop your R's?
Come on. Don't do this.
It's yo-ah flow chaht!
Fine, go root for the Patriots. Cheater.
The hell did you say to me?
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS