THEY SAID IT

-- Alan Knicely, Cards catcher, on a pop-up that hit him on the
head: ''That will come on Wide World of Sports right after the guy
who falls off the ski slope.'' -- Karch Kiraly, U.S. volleyball star,
on the Soviets he played against in the Goodwill Games: ''They're
great guys. But I'd like to get their white bodies out to the
beach, give them a little zinc oxide and let them get some color.''
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