ANOTHER TAKE ON THE HEADLINES

O.J. SIMPSON ON GETTING A GAME AT PUBLIC COURSES: "NOBODY'S
WALKED AWAY YET"
Not alive, anyway.

NICKLAUS, PRESIDENTS CUP CAPTAIN, SAYS COMPETITION ISN'T WAR
Any more cracks like that, Jack, and we'll bust you to private.

FRED COUPLES BREAKS UP WITH FIANCEE
Look, just change the name to Fred Singles and be done with it.

LPGA SAYS IT'S UNDEREXPOSED
The More Tour: More money, more tournaments, more TV...more
whining.

GOLF TIME CAPSULE TO BE OPENED IN 2047
The date coincides with Nicklaus's retirement announcement.

JOHNNY MILLER ON GREG NORMAN: "IF I HAD TO GIVE HIM ONE PIECE OF
ADVICE, IT'D BE TO SMILE MORE"
After all, it always helped Hogan.

PGA TOUR RADIO TO BROADCAST TOURNAMENTS
Sure to be a hit at the Sleep Disorder Center.