BACKSPIN ANOTHER TAKE ON THE HEADLINES

TIGER THINKS 59 IS POSSIBLE AT AUGUSTA
Where has he been? Norman had that on the back nine last year.

GOLDEN BEAR STOCK DOWN 50% IN EIGHT MONTHS
If only the company's CEO could post some low numbers.

CURTIS STRANGE: YOU'D THINK GOLF WAS BEING COVERED BY THE
SUPERMARKET TABLOIDS
Check this out...

...ALIENS ABDUCT STRANGE'S SWING; WON'T ALLOW HIM TO BREAK 80!
Hey, we just report the facts.

FLOODS CANCEL NIKE SHREVEPORT OPEN
The course was playable. They just didn't have a dry spot for
the spectator.

NORMAN WORKING WITH MOTIVATIONAL GURU TONY ROBBINS
Based on his Masters, the Shark would've been better off calling
Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends Network.

TERRY DILL SAYS TRADITION'S NOT A MAJOR. TOUR MAY TAKE
DISCIPLINARY ACTION
Unless that annoying First Amendment gets in the way.