Bottom Lines

Bad Tiger Tales: John Feinstein's new book is titled The First
Coming and subtitled Tiger Woods: Master or Martyr? Do we need
to read further to know where the author's coming from?

Daring Feet: The official shoe of the Professional Tour Caddies
Association is a sandal made by Bitegolf.

Beaks Me: After seagulls pecked golf balls belonging to Brad
Fabel and David Ogrin at the Players, both bogeyed.

Hits and Misses: Yes, Tour pros are longer, but the average
number of greens hit in regulation has decreased in the past 20
years.

No-Star State: Tom Kite, a native of Austin, has won 19 times on
Tour but never in Texas.

Next--A Medical Term for the Word Duh: Researchers at the
American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons recently announced that
golf can cause back injuries.

Wrong Number: John Daly's 18 at Bay Hill wasn't even close to a
record. Tommy Armour had a 23 in the '27 Shawnee Open.