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Slap Happy Boston Bruin P.J. Stock tells why Slap Shot really scores


I first saw Slap Shot when I was 17 and playing junior hockey for
the Pembroke (Ont.) Lumber Kings. It was as if they had made a
movie about my life. The Charlestown Chiefs spend half their time
on endless bus trips. So did we. One of the towns we rode to was
Smiths Falls. The rink there had a section called Whiskey Row.
You never knew what those fans might send flying at you. That
scene in the movie where one of the Hanson brothers gets hit in
the face with a key chain? That doesn't seem like a joke to me.

In the dressing room Slap Shot is the common language. We like to
joke about who on our team matches the characters in the movie.
There's always a French Canadian or a European guy, like the
movie's Denis Lemieux, who struggles with the language barrier.
There's always someone, like Ned Braden, who refuses to fight.
We've got a guy on the Bruins, Sean O'Donnell, who travels with
his toys on every road trip like the Hanson brothers do.

If we read something in the newspaper that's funny or wrong, we
invoke the Chiefs' beat writer: "Dickie Dunn wrote this; it's got
to be true." And whenever the other team has a big thug who can
barely skate, you can bet we'll be calling him Ogilthorpe from
the bench.

The film is set in the minors, so the action is supposed to be
sloppy. But Paul Newman [above, as player-coach Reggie Dunlop
pummeling a foe] looks like he knows what he's doing on the ice.
The old man can move.

If you play hockey, it's a given that you own a copy of Slap
Shot. I upgraded to the DVD last year. As Dickie Dunn would say,
Slap Shot really captures the spirit of the thing.

Center P.J. Stock has played for four teams in his six NHL