What's Weird

WHERE'S Q WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Toledo's starting tailback is Astin Martin. Yes, he's fast. No,
he doesn't have an ejector seat.

THAT'S ICKY (AND WE DON'T MEAN WOODS)
North Texas fans are touting Mean Green defensive tackle Brandon
(Booger) Kennedy for the Lombardi Award. The slogan: He's big,
green and nasty--pick Booger for the Lombardi.

SHE HAS OUR VOTE
Jared Lorenzen, Kentucky's 6'4", 260-pound senior quarterback,
has a great idea for a Heisman campaign: He wants posters
printed up picturing him with diva Jennifer Lopez. "J. Lo and J.
Lo," he says. "How could you vote against that?"

OR MAYBE J. LO AND H. CO
UTEP's Holly Cohen could become the first woman to score in a
Division I-A game. The star forward for the women's soccer team
(she hit the net 22 times last year) converted five straight field
goals in the Miners' spring game.

BURIED ON THE DEPTH CHART
Florida senior tackle Max Starks once was president of the
Florida Junior Morticians Association. (His parents owned a
funeral parlor.) He's nicknamed the Undertaker.

COLOR PHOTO: RENE MACURA/AP (LOPEZ) Dueling J. Lo's

COLOR PHOTO: GARY BOGDON (LORENZEN) [See caption above]

COLOR PHOTO: REUTER RAYMOND/CORBIS SYGMA (CAR) Not the Toledo running back