2¢ With Lee Trevino

--VIAGRA OR CIALIS I don't need it.

--YOUNG FAMILY I've been given a mulligan. I was a father before,
but not a dad.

--SENIOR MAJORS Only three of them are worth anything: U.S. Open, British Open and PGA.

--JACK NICKLAUS The greatest player ever. There is not even a
close second.

--ARNOLD PALMER A different kind of great.

--TIGER WOODS On his way to greatness.

--TALKING I can play either way, but I prefer to talk.

--GREATEST HISPANIC PRO Either me or somebody in Texas you've
never heard of.

--MERRY MEX O.K. for a nickname. I guess it means I'm happy.

COLOR PHOTO: STEVE BARNETTE/BIRMINGHAM NEWS/AP (TREVINO)