--PINK It takes a real man to wear it.
--CLOSET SPACE The more the better.
--SNOOKER Show me the money.
--ARSENAL The best football team in the world.
--ARSENAL RIVAL TOTTENHAM I have nothing to say about them.
--BECKHAM He's in a different class.
--TONY BLAIR No comment.
--FERRARIS They're great to drive, but you have to be careful.
--NEXT FALDO There is no next Faldo. He's irreplaceable.
--RYDER CUP Like everyone, I want desperately to make the side.
--RYDER CUP UNIFORMS Sadly, they're much too conservative, but
I'll try to change that.
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