--TROON VS. SHINNECOCK For setup it's R&A all the way.
--NO. 1 Tiger is No. 1, but Ernie's playing like No. 1.
--TODD HAMILTON I loved the look he had in his eyes: calm
--MICKELSON'S SMILE Wry, like he knows he's going to beat you.
--SHAQ TO MIAMI He'll finally get to play team basketball.
--LANCE ARMSTRONG Total domination--and I think he's clean.
--ST. LOUIS CARDINALS They beat my Brewers, but they beat everybody else, too.
--HALLE BERRY IN CATWOMAN Now there's a summer movie I might see.
--9/11 COMMISSION Witch hunt.
COLOR PHOTO: ROBERT BECK (2¢ KELLY)