
Have You Ever Noticed How Much The PGA Tour Is Like High School? Both are insular, cliquish communities with well-established hierarchies and timeless archetypes. Though all Tour players might seem alike to the uninitiated, they really fall into distinct
SURFER DUDE
Pat Bates
JOCK
Ernie Els
LONER
Vijay Singh
FAT KID
Tim Herron
COOL GUY
Fred Couples
HALL MONITOR
Mark Russell
SMOKERS
Garrett Willis (right), Jonathan Kaye
GOLF NERD
Tiger Woods
TEACHER'S PET
Justin Leonard
CLUELESS FRESHMAN
Ben Curtis
YOUNG REPUBLICANS CLUB
Paul Azinger
CAPTAIN OF THE DEBATE TEAM
Scott Hoch
NARC
Danny Coulson
GOLF NERD
Charles Howell
TROUBLEMAKER
John Daly
PRINCIPAL
Tim Finchem
TATTLETALE
Johnny Miller
TOMBOY
Annika Sorenstam
WATERBOY
Jim Mackay
CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM
Phil Mickelson
NURSE
Bob Rotella
OBNOXIOUS UNDERCLASSMAN
Sergio Garcia
HEAD CHEERLEADER
Amy Mickelson
CLASS CLOWN
Peter Jacobsen
HOT FOREIGN-EXCHANGE STUDENT
Elin Nordegren
BAD-BOY BABE MAGNET
Tommy Armour III
STONER
Mike (Fluff) Cowan
YOUNG ENTREPRENEURS CLUB
Mark Steinberg
RICH KID
Davis Love III
NICE GUY
Mike Weir
BULLY
Jerry Kelly
PHILOSOPHY CLUB
David Duval
ROCKER
Mark Calcavecchia
TWO COLOR ILLUSTRATIONS: ILLUSTRATIONS BY DREW FRIEDMAN