Prime-Time Players

WITH JOCKS on The Bachelor, jocks thinking they can dance and jocks under Friday Night Lights, and Thursday-, Saturday-, Sunday- and Monday-night lights, prime-time TV has more jocks than Dick's Sporting Goods. But for some of us, it's still not enough. In a perfect world every show would be about sports. In fact, why wait?

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Roger Clemens retires yet again to spend more time at home.SCRUBS

Guest stars: the St. Louis Rams.IN SEARCH OF...

Leonard Nimoy tries to find a clean track athlete to whom he can give Marion Jones's medals.SMALLVILLE

Mark McGwire showers.

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