Brett Favre's Life
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Home inHattiesburg
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Deanna's pig winsblue ribbon at county fair
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Shoulder X-rayshows up at Vikings' offices
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Tractor breaksdown
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Dental X-rays showup in New York Post
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TOSS COIN
See Brad Childress at county fair
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He's there because he really likes corn dogs
TAILS
He's there to offer you Sage Rosenfels's job
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Receive key toTwin Cities
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Forced to returnkey to New York City
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Cheddar Favrestatue outside Lambeau defaced
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"We wantSage" chants rain down on Metrodome
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Announce playingdays are over at teary press conference
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Tractor fixed
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Can't get JohnMadden off couch
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Bus Cook issues"no comment"
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Madden Cruiserpulls into Hattiesburg
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TOSS COIN TAILS
Mark Sanchez photographed in hot tub with three blondes
HEADS
Team lauds Sanchez for "Namath-like" performance, gives himextension
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TAILS
Jets suspend Sanchez. N.Y. Post headline: no RE-BRETT REGRET—FAVRE's back!
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Jets announce newstadium will include a Brett Favre's Steakhouse
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Incur Deanna'swrath when she has to cancel vacation to Colonial Williamsburg
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Footage offive-pick season finale surfaces on playhimoffkeyboardcat.com
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Pull hammy playingfootball with guys from Wrangler jeans commercial
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Receive excitedtext from Chris Mortensen
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Call Eric Mangini;discover he didn't give you his new cellphone number
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Receive excitedtext from John Clayton
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Watch Lost. Wonderaloud: "They moved the island?"
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ILLUSTRATION
ILLUSTRATION BY GARY LOCKE