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Deanna's pig winsblue ribbon at county fair
Shoulder X-rayshows up at Vikings' offices
Dental X-rays showup in New York Post
See Brad Childress at county fair
He's there because he really likes corn dogs
He's there to offer you Sage Rosenfels's job
Receive key toTwin Cities
Forced to returnkey to New York City
Cheddar Favrestatue outside Lambeau defaced
"We wantSage" chants rain down on Metrodome
Announce playingdays are over at teary press conference
Can't get JohnMadden off couch
Bus Cook issues"no comment"
Madden Cruiserpulls into Hattiesburg
TOSS COIN TAILS
Mark Sanchez photographed in hot tub with three blondes
Team lauds Sanchez for "Namath-like" performance, gives himextension
Jets suspend Sanchez. N.Y. Post headline: no RE-BRETT REGRET—FAVRE's back!
Jets announce newstadium will include a Brett Favre's Steakhouse
Incur Deanna'swrath when she has to cancel vacation to Colonial Williamsburg
Footage offive-pick season finale surfaces on playhimoffkeyboardcat.com
Pull hammy playingfootball with guys from Wrangler jeans commercial
Receive excitedtext from Chris Mortensen
Call Eric Mangini;discover he didn't give you his new cellphone number
Receive excitedtext from John Clayton
Watch Lost. Wonderaloud: "They moved the island?"
ILLUSTRATION BY GARY LOCKE