Students voted last week to replace Mississippi's Confederate-themed mascot, Colonel Rebel. Here are four humble nominations.
Billy Idol has the halftime Rebel Yell down pat.
Olé, Miss: What collegian doesn't already own a Che Guevara T?
Never enough '80s campus totems to mark the heyday of Agassi's Rebel cred.
Toussaint L'Ouverture, Haiti's 1790s liberator? We do declare the Civil War finis.
ILLUSTRATIONS BY JEFF WONG (REBELS)