Pick Your Poison

To find the World Cup team that best suits you, just go with our flow

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Could you bring yourself to cheer for the N.Y. Yankees?

Perhaps you're more of a Cinderella person?

... Or maybe you don't take sides?

Is it important that your team score?

Are you O.K. with seeing your net ravaged?

Do you deal well with heartbreak?

Are you generally "just happy to be here?"

Are you just trying to be contrarian?

Are you really in it for the WAGs?

Can you say Indomitable Lions 10 times fast?

Cheater, drug addict, egomaniac: Do you consider these to be desirable leadership qualities?

Do you fall down often and for no reason at all?

Are you good with your hands?

How about Socceroos—does that sound funny?

Word test: Bafana Bafana! Did you just giggle?

Can you pull off this look at the pub?

Have you ever wanted to be in a beauty pageant?

Do you aspire to rule the world?

Are you Charlie Brown?

Wait—are you Slovakian?!

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