Peyton Manning has one Super Bowl ring; Eli Manning has two. On-field advantage: Eli. But how do the brothers stack up off the gridiron? The younger Manning's appearance last weekend on Saturday Night Live—five years after Peyton's—provided one measure of the men
His embodiment of a creepy text-messager on trial was a rare highlight, capped by his face-contorting interpretation of the emoticon ;P.
THEY SAID IT
"Sometimes you just have to put eye in your butt and, you know, play for everybody."
Capitals left wing, on his reduced ice time during Washington's playoff series with the Rangers.
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