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A Reel-Life All-Pro Team

THREE OSCAR WINNERS, TWO PRO FOOTBALL HALL OF FAMERS AND ONE FORMER SI SWIMSUIT COVER MODEL MAKE OUR MOVIE BEST-OF SQUAD

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ROD TIDWELL

(Cuba Gooding Jr.)

Jerry Maguire

More than just a catch phrase—but not much more.

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DEACON MOSS

(Michael Irvin)

The Longest Yard (2005)

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RENO HIGHTOWER

(Kurt Russell)

The Best of Times

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GAVIN GREY

(Dennis Quaid)

Everybody's All-American

Specialist

PINKY THE DOG CATCHER

(Harpo Marx)

Horse Feathers

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PHIL ELLIOT

(Nick Nolte)

North Dallas Forty

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FRED PALOWAKSKI

(Donald Gibb)

Revenge of the Nerds

"It's Ogre, you a--hole."

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O.W. SHADDOCK

(John Matuszak)

North Dallas Forty

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MANUMANA

(Peter Tuiasasopo)

Necessary Roughness

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BILLY BOB

(Ron Lester)

Varsity Blues

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PATRICK (MADMAN) KELLY

(Andrew Bryniarski)

Any Given Sunday

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STEFEN DJORDJEVIC

(Tom Cruise)

All the Right Moves

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ANDRE KRIMM

(Sinbad)

Necessary Roughness

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GEORGE SAMSON

(Richard Kiel)

The Longest Yard (1974)

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STEVE LATTIMER

(Andrew Bryniarski)

The Program

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TRUMAINE

(Wesley Snipes)

Wildcats

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EARL WILKINSON, A.K.A. RAY SMITH

(Michael Jace)

The Replacements

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BOBBY BOUCHER

(Adam Sandler)

The Waterboy

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ALVIN MACK

(Duane Davis)

The Program

Pregame speech: "Let's ... kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out."

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LUTHER (SHARK) LAVAY

(Lawrence Taylor)

Any Given Sunday

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CHARLES JEFFERSON

(Forest Whitaker)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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PETEY JONES

(Donald Faison)

Remember the Titans

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FORREST GUMP

(Tom Hanks)

Forrest Gump

Bear Bryant: "He must be the stupidest sonofabitch alive, but he sure is fast."

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LUCY DRAPER

(Kathy Ireland)

Necessary Roughness

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YOUNG CLARK KENT

(Jeff East)

Superman (1978)

Coach

COACH HARRIS

(John Goodman)

Revenge of the Nerds

"I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker and my coach!"

Owner

CHRISTINA PAGNIACCI

(Cameron Diaz)

Any Given Sunday

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ALL-PRO TEAM: GRANT FAINT/GETTY IMAGES (BACKGROUND)

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TRISTAR PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (TIDWELL)

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (MOSS)

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (ELLIOT)

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (KRIMM)

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (DRAPER)

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UNIVERSAL/EVERETT COLLECTION (HIGHTOWER)

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WARNER BROS./PHOTOFEST (GREY)

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WARNER BROS./PHOTOFEST (KELLY)

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EVERETT COLLECTION (PINKY)

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EVERETT COLLECTION (SAMSON)

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EVERETT COLLECTION (BOUCHER)

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20TH CENTURY FOX/EVERETT COLLECTION (PALOWAKSKI)

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20TH CENTURY FOX/EVERETT COLLECTION (DJORDJEVIC)

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MGM/EVERETT COLLECTION (SHADDOCK)

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (MANUMANA)

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (BOB)

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PARAMOUNT PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (GUMP)

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BUENA VISTA PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (LATTIMER)

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BUENA VISTA PICTURES/PHOTOFEST (MACK)

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WARNER BROS./EVERETT COLLECTION (TRUMAINE)

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WARNER BROS./EVERETT COLLECTION (LAVAY)

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WARNER BROS./EVERETT COLLECTION (PAGNIACCI)

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S. GRANITZ/WIREIMAGE (WILKINSON)

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RON GALELLA/WIREIMAGE (JEFFERSON)

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DISNEY/PHOTOFEST (JONES)

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UNITED ARTISTS/EVERETT COLLECTION (KENT)

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DMI/TIME LIFE PICTURES/GETTY IMAGES (HARRIS)