Royal Wedding

LeBron's seating chart?

Last Saturday, LeBron James married Savannah Brinson at the Grand del Mar hotel in San Diego. Reportedly, the guest list included Heat brass, teammates, fellow NBA players and entertainers, and Beyoncé sang "Crazy in Love." While in the area an SI reporter found a piece of paper that may or may not have been related to the event.

LEBRONTOURAGE

Bridesmaids' table

CP3. Not hating, just want my man front and center.

Jay Z's table

Close to the stage and away from Riles and the teammates. We don't want any recruiting.

D-Wade's table

Bosh and Battier here to keep Dwyane away from the dance floor on that shaky knee. Also, Gabby Union.

Melo's table

Near the bar. In case he wants to put up a lot of shots. Also, La La.

Riley's table

Away from the microphone. Seen his repertoire of '80s power ballads on karaoke night. Not pretty. Also, Micky Arison.

Coach's table

Near the door, to make sure he remembers that he could be off the boat at any time. Also, rest of the team.

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Jason Pickar, a comedian and devout Redskins fan, lost a bet on the team's Week 1 game against the Eagles and had to eat part of his beard.

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YOUTUBE.COM (PICKAR)

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