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Mascot Math

Against all odds, New Orleans unveiled a creature more terrifying than Pierre the Pelican

(Chuckie √ó Baby New Year) + The Burger King = Pelicans' King Cake Baby

Sir Walter Raleigh + Kristen Stewart + Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard = Cavs' Sir C.C.

Hellboy + Ord from Dragon Tales + (Eddie Munster)² = Bradley's Kaboom!

(Flying Nun √ó Eminem) + Macaulay Culkin = Providence's Friar

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Newcastle manager Alan Pardew was sent off during last Saturday's Premier League game against Hull City for head-butting an opposing player.

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UNITED ARTISTS/PHOTOFEST (CHUCKIE)

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RANKIN/BASS/EVERETT COLLECTION (BABY NEW YEAR)

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EVAN AGOSTINI/GETTY IMAGES FOR JIMMY KIMMEL (BURGER KING)

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LAYNE MURDOCH JR./NBAE/GETTY IMAGES (KING CAKE BABY)

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BETTMANN/CORBIS (RALEIGH)

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TIM HUNTER/NEWSPIX/GETTY IMAGES (STEWART)

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WARNER BROS./EVERETT COLLECTION (COOTER)

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DAVID LIAM KYLE/NBAE/GETTY IMAGES (SIR C.C.)

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COLUMBIA PICTURES/EVERETT COLLECTION (HELLBOY)

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2005 SESAME WORKSHOP/COLUMBIA TRISTAR TELEVISION DISTRIBUTION (ORD)

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EVERETT COLLECTION (MUNSTER, NUN, CULKIN)

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DUANE ZEHR/COURTESY OF BRADLEY ATHLETICS (KABOOM!)

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PIERRE ANDRIEU/AFP/GETTY IMAGES (EMINEM)

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MITCHELL LAYTON/GETTY IMAGES (FRIAR)

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TONY MARSHALL/GETTY IMAGES (PARDEW)