HOT | NOT

HOT: Chris Colabello

Holy Hollywood. The Twins' infielder hit a homer on April 23 while his mom was being interviewed on TV. And it was her birthday.

HOT: Tracy McGrady

The retired NBA All-Star, 34, made the independent Sugar Land (Texas) Skeeters as a relief pitcher. If you can't beat the Heat, throw some.

HOT: Ryan Braun

He's clean. He accidentally hit teammate Jean Segura in the head with a bat and didn't even give him a concussion.

NOT: Nenê

The Wizards forward was suspended for one game for giving Bulls swingman Jimmy Butler a head butt. Butt-head move.

NOT: Bryce Harper

Benched for not hustling, then he hurts his thumb—hustling.

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