HOT | NOT

HOT: Vince Neil

M√∂tley Cr√ºe front man awarded AFL franchise in Vegas. Team should play harder than anything pretty boy Jon Bon Jovi owns.

HOT: Clevelan

Cavs hire offensive guru David Blatt as coach. Can they lure back LeBron by dropping the D?

HOT: Kakà

Star Brazilian middie rumored to join MLS. This both undoes and reinforces the league's rep as crap competition.

NOT: Europe

The World Cup is like the financial crisis: Only Germany and France look strong enough to survive.

NOT: Joel Embiid

Foot injury came a week too early to set up his Sam Bowie impression.

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