HOT: Vince Neil
M√∂tley Cr√ºe front man awarded AFL franchise in Vegas. Team should play harder than anything pretty boy Jon Bon Jovi owns.
Cavs hire offensive guru David Blatt as coach. Can they lure back LeBron by dropping the D?
Star Brazilian middie rumored to join MLS. This both undoes and reinforces the league's rep as crap competition.
The World Cup is like the financial crisis: Only Germany and France look strong enough to survive.
NOT: Joel Embiid
Foot injury came a week too early to set up his Sam Bowie impression.
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