HOT: Brett Favre
The Packers will retire his jersey. In a just world they would have weighed the decision for months while Favre waited to hear.
HOT: Donald Sterling
Defeated in court and forced to sell, so he gets $2 billion for his $12.5 million investment. That's losing and winning at the same time.
Tickets feature scratch-and-sniff that smells like hot buns. Fans hope the same can't be said of the team.
NOT: Paul George
Usually guys wait until the season after they've played for Team USA to get hurt. This was a fast break.
NOT: Tiger Woods
His bad back flares up again. Right now he couldn't catch Jack Nicklaus with a bear trap.
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