Are you ready to watch the best of the best in an epic battle for the most coveted title in the land? The English Premier League is back.
HOT: Paul Bissonnette
The free agent NHL enforcer's ice bucket challenge: in a Speedo, on a mountaintop, with glacier water, from a helicopter. Knockout punch.
HOT: Vince Young
The Longhorns' hero was hired by Texas to hang around and be Vince Young. Something that no NFL team wanted.
NOT: Miguel Cabrera
His bobblehead called him the NL MVP. The Tigers are so lost they can't remember what league they're in.
NOT: Matt Harvey
Mets manager Terry Collins said the ace won't return this season. It'll be 2015 until Harvey can start waiting until next year.
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ROBERT HEILBERG FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (HARVEY)