Outgained 413--291 yards but still won. The Trojans made the Stanford mascot look like a Christmas tree.
HOT: J.J. Watt
Said he Googled "what do rich people buy" after signing $100 million deal. He owned the D.C. line on Sunday.
HOT: Bob Knight
Uninjured when his car hit a cow blocking a Wyoming highway. He probably avoided charges by arguing the cow's feet were moving.
NOT: Big Ten
Michigan State, Ohio State, Michigan crushed. Rutgers and Maryland should fit in just fine.
NOT: Pat Haden
USC AD who argued with refs is an "impartial" member of selection committee. And, um, he only jumped on the field to rescue a drowning boy.
JED JACOBSOHN FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (USC PLAYER)
PETER READ MILLER/SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (HADEN)