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Mustache Math

Movember, the annual mustache-growing fund- and awareness-raiser for men's health issues, is upon us. In celebration, here are a few of the more notorious 'staches in sports broken down into their primary elements

NED FLANDERS + TOM SELLECK = KEITH HERNANDEZ

MICHAEL CERA √∑ JUSTIN BIEBER = ADAM MORRISON

WILFORD BRIMLEY √ó SHAUN WHITE = LANNY MCDONALD

SALVADOR DALI + CLARK GABLE² = ROLLIE FINGERS

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Heat forward Josh McRoberts tore his own jersey in anger after missing a rebound in a win over the Raptors last Sunday and had to come out of the game.

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FOX/PHOTOFEST (FLANDERS)

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THOMAS CONCORDIA/WIREIMAGE/GETTY IMAGES (SELLECK)

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RON VESELY/MLB PHOTOS/GETTY IMAGES (HERNANDEZ)

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JEROD HARRIS/GETTY IMAGES FOR ACURA (CERA)

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ARI PERILSTEIN/GETTY IMAGES FOR VARIETY (BIEBER)

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RICH FRISHMAN FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (MORRISON)

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PHOTOFEST (BRIMLEY)

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KEVIN WINTER/TONIGHT SHOW/GETTY IMAGES FOR THE TONIGHT SHOW (WHITE)

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B BENNETT/GETTY IMAGES (MCDONALD)

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JACK MITCHELL/GETTY IMAGES (DALI)

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MGM/GETTY IMAGES (GABLE)

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FRED KAPLAN FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (FINGERS)

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YOUTUBE.COM (MCROBERTS)

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