Those mellow grunts of joy you heard coming from the quad? The International Olympic Committee officially recognized ultimate Frisbee, dude!
NOT: Grumpy Old(ish) Men
After Chelsea lost to Arsenal in the Community Shield, petulant Blues boss Jose Mourinho chucked his runner-up medal into the crowd.
THEY SAID IT
"I DON'T LIKE THE WORD RESTORE, BECAUSE RESTORE MAKES IT SEEM LIKE IT WENT TO CRAP AND DILAPIDATED, AND SOME HIPSTERS WENT AND BOUGHT IT AND NEEDED TO LIVE IN IT AS AN INVESTMENT AND [ARE TRYING TO FLIP IT RIGHT NOW. AND THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS."
Ohio State linebacker, after being asked if new Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh would be able to restore the OSU-Michigan rivalry.
AL TIELEMANS FOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (PERRY)
SEANSHOT/GETTY IMAGES (HIPPIE)
JORDAN MANSFIELD/GETTY IMAGES (MOURINHO)