LAST WEEK Shaquille O'Neal joined the Flat Earth All-Stars, a contingent of current and former NBA players who don't believe our planet is, well, a planet. That this is demonstrably untrue seems to matter little. More interesting is that so far the pre-Columbusites are putting together a nice squad, though it's safe to say they won't call themselves the Globetrotters.
Odds he's trolling: 49%
Money quote: "I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it's flat to me."
Odds he's trolling: 20%
Money quote: "This is not even a conspiracy theory. The Earth is flat."
Odds he's trolling: 5%
Money quote: "Just walk outside and use your five senses."
Odds he's trolling: 50%
Money quote: "The world is flat fool." (on Twitter)