Section Table of Contents

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

w a t n

2017

THIS YEAR'S CAST

(WITH SUPPORTING CHARACTERS)

P. 32

ALLEN IVERSON

Featuring: Ice Cube, LeBron and Steph; KFC, Taco Bell and The Cheesecake Factory ...

P. 40

VINCE YOUNG

Kobe, Tiger, Serena's baby, Jeff Fisher, a stop in Saskatchewan ...

P. 48

THE AFTER-PARTY

Metta World Peace and Warren Buffett; NSYNC, the Kellys of the NBA ...

P. 54

ERIC LINDROS

Craig MacTavish, Bobby Clarke and Scott Stevens; trip No. 2 to Canada ...

P. 60

GENERATION SHAQ

A 5'5" Shaq, a Filipino Shaq, a female Shaq, a Shaq in analytics, Backwards Shaq ...

P. 66

VICTOR CONTE

Trips to solitary and Dr. Evil's lair; zinc, magnesium and vitamin B6 ...

P. 72

GATORADE POY'S

Stops in Football City USA, at med school, the Y and in the world of children's books ...

P. 74

JUSTIN LEONARD

Maggie and Blizzy, Roaring Forks River, the phrase "golf-analyst cheeks" ...

P. 78

GARRY KASPAROV

Putin, Trump, Reagan, the T-800 and Pussy Riot; Deep Blue and deep cynicism ...

P. 84

TOM MESCHERY

The Big Dipper, the Splash Brothers, Tolstoy, a sobering trip to an internment camp ...

P. 90

NBA JAM

Sly & the Family Stone, His Airness, more Shaq, that kid from Home Alone ...

P. 98

CLINTON PORTIS

Dolla Bill, a weed deal in Gainesville and a harrowing evening with a handgun ...