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MASCOT MATH

The Seattle Seahawks have a new alternate logo, UNLV refashioned its old logo, and the G League's Fort Wayne Mad Ants updated theirs. Let's break down the designs
Author:

BLUE MAN - SAM THE EAGLE + MR. BURNS = SEAHAWKS

THE VEGAS SIGN ÷ (SAM ELLIOTT × THE SHADOW) = UNLV

Z - WOODY + ANGER = MAD ANTS

THEY SAID IT

"I'M NOT A FOOTBALL EXPERT."

Roger Goodell

NFL commissioner, after he was asked why no team had signed quarterback Colin Kaepernick.

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

After a 46--9 loss Colts coach Chuck Pagano noted that his team had been crushed by the 49ers. They had played the Rams.