His ninth comeback culminates in Woods's fifth Masters title. The cover takes on an unintended second meaning, however, when Woods has to undergo surgery again after slipping a disk getting into the green jacket.
OLD BLIGHTY VS. SIN CITY
WHO YOU GOT?
Admittedly, a much safer prediction than our Super Bowl LIV showdown (London Buccaneers vs. Las Vegas Raiders) would be: What will the Browns do with the first overall pick?
DECISION 2020: WHO'S YOUR POP?
The pro- vs. anti-protester debate reaches its natural conclusion as presidential voters are asked to choose between Papa John (slogan: Better ingredients. Better pizza. Better country) and Gregg Popovich (slogan: *icy stare*)?
SPORTSPERSON OF THE YEAR
The gamer memorably shares his secret to success and happiness: Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-A-B-B-A-start
THEY SAID IT
"APOLOGIES, WE ACTUALLY RAN OUT OF FIREWORKS."
Philadelphia's official Twitter account, explaining the absence of pyrotechnics after the team's seventh touchdown in a 51--23 win over the Broncos.
SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
Goalkeeper Max Crocombe of Salford City, in England's sixth-tier league, was shown a red card for urinating near the stands in the 86th minute of a match.