HOT | NOT

HOT: Shohei Ohtani

The 23-year-old Japanese slugger-fireballer, who hit the MLB market last Friday, has heard more about proposals than anyone—except maybe Prince Harry.

NOT: Sabres

The highlight of their week came last Saturday, when they snapped a scoreless streak that had lasted 232:09 in a 5--1 loss to Pittsburgh. That's right: the highlight.