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THE AMAZIN' MESS

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EVEN BY METS STANDARDS, 2019 HAS ALREADY REACHED COMICALLY BAD PROPORTIONS. KEEP UP WITH THE EVER-EVOLVING DISASTER IN FLUSHING BY PLAYING ...

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General manager is seen flashing signs to steal from his box during games

Forfeit game after team gets food poisoning from postgame spread

GM throws a chair in a meeting with coaches; incident immediately leaked to the Post

Catcher blames groin injury on faulty cup

Fireworks show at their minor league affiliate's stadium turns into a full-on brush fire

Fire manager shortly after taking off on a West Coast road trip; plane forced to make unscheduled stop in Iowa

Call up former Heisman winner Tim Tebow

Call up former Heisman winner Ron Dayne

Building off the success of Seinfeld Night, team announces Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place Night

Game with Diamondbacks is delayed when the bullpen cart runs out of gas carrying eighth reliever to the mound

Mistakenly include living people in a memorial tribute video montage

Accidentally hire a quantity control coach

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Manager curses out reporter for saying, "See you tomorrow."

Manager justifies altercation by saying, "Billy Martin punched a reporter one time."

Enter financial partnership with Mernie Badoff Investment Securities, headquartered in Butner, N.C.

Allow 10+ runs in nine games before the All-Star break

Botch trade trying to send a fax to MLB

Announce contract extension for Bobby Bonilla

Lose seven straight games

Hire 82-year-old pitching coach

Mr. Met arrested for removing the tag on a mattress he doesn't own

Pitcher threatens reporter, yells, "I'll knock you the f--- out, bro"

Star outfielder breaks ankle stepping in a hole at his Florida ranch

Perfectly healthy, highly touted free agent signing injures knee in spring training, plays zero games through the All-Star break